do i need a reservation to come in?
no. you only need a reservation to guarantee a table. (especially on friday and saturday nights.)
do i have to sit at a table?
no. there is plenty of standing room. (just like any other bar.)
do i need to tell you the exact number of people in my party?
yes. we want to make sure we have enough seats for you and your guests. we also do not want to deny other customers a potential seat. (we have bills to pay and crippling pill addictions to pay for.)
when should i tell you if there are changes to the number of people in my party?
immediately. this way we can do our best to accommodate you and our other guests. (plus, it’s really, really polite.)
do you offer a military discount?
yes. admission for military personnel, who present a valid military id, will never go above $5.
it’s my birthday/bachelorette party…do i have to pay cover?
no. you will be allowed in free of charge. however, your friends/frenemies, bridesmaids, person (or persons) you’re currently sleeping with, rabbi, spiritual advisor, parents and/or those you’re hoping to sleep with; will all have to pay cover.
what if i have a reservation and am running late?
we cannot hold reserved tables past 8:15pm. so please be on time or we may give your table to another party.
if i’m part of a reservation and don’t arrive until 8:30pm, on a saturday, do i still only pay $5 for admission?
no. you will have to pay whatever the admission price at the time of your arrival. (consider it a tariff for making your friends wait for you.)
can we bring in decorations?
yes. however we do not allow glitter, confetti, or noise-makers. balloons must have enough string so they do not block the view of the people behind you.
is there parking available?
yes, there’s free parking in our huge parking lot.
how late does the show go?
until close. during the week it’s usually around 1am. on fridays and saturdays it’s usually around 2am.
is there a dress code?
no. just wear clothes.
do i have to be 21 to get in?
yes.
what if i’m hot?
still yes.
do you serve food?
no. you can bring food in or have it delivered. (we do not provide plates, utensils, or extra tables for food service.)
can we bring in a birthday cake?
yes. however, we strongly suggest cupcakes because we do not provide plates, utensils, or extra tables for food service.
is there a cover?
only on weekends. friday is always $5. on saturday it starts at $5 and goes up to $10 at 8:30pm.
do i have to pay the cover?
yes.
what if i’m hot?
still yes.
